You did it! You survived your first post-holiday week back in the office. We're so proud. 2017 is proud. Now read these links and make your mom proud too.
Subversive message from the patriarchy or honest mistake? You decide.
Links we don't love, don't love at all. After a closed-door meeting with Mike Pence, House Speaker Paul Ryan announced plans to defund Planned Parenthood, yanking about $400 million in Medicaid.
If you're feeling bad about not making Forbes' annual 30 Under 30 list, don't despair. The New Yorker has a list of 30 of the most disappointing under 30.
Are you wondering what will happen if Obamacare is repealed? Will you still have health insurance?
It's not just health on the line. Jobs would be affected as well. Repealing the Affordable Care Act could lead to a loss of almost 3 million jobs and cause serious economic stress on individual states.
Michelle Obama gives her final address to the nation as First Lady. Anybody have a box of Kleenex?
Tilikum, the SeaWorld Ocra that gained attention from the Blackfish documentary, has passed away. Seriously, where is the Kleenex?
This interview gives us 9,00,001 more reasons to love January Jones and her approach to single parenting.
And with that, we give you the giant Prozac pill that is Carrie Fisher's urn. Goodbye you badass space warrior. We love you.